I ran into a friend yesterday and he asked me to help him move, but I didn't feel like it so I said I had other plans. I just hope for his sake someone said yes and he isn't still in the middle of road, sitting in his wheelchair.
A Partnership We'd Like to See
Posted May 2nd, 2008 by andy.welter(NEW YORK) - In a surprise annoucement today, legal-publishing giant Thomson Reuters (NYSE: TSX) announced it had agreed on terms to merge with the Hooters sports bar and fast-food company. Shockwaves were felt immediately across the business leading to record gains for shareholders of both organizations.
Dude Lets Get Hammed!
Posted May 1st, 2008 by andrew.muellerFriend: It's eight-o-clock Friday night what should we do?
First Person Voice Over: This is a retoricle question of corse, we already know were going to toss em back until we toss em up!
Awkward Friend: Watch a movie?
Myself: No fag.... Beer run!
This is when it starts, Any night of drinking can be categorized in to three distinct stages.
My own introduction
Posted April 30th, 2008 by subinThank you Mueller for your kind introduction. However I don't think people who know me know me for my awesome Ebonics (I like to call it blackccent) even more awesome wedding bombings. I would consider myself being known as a guy who always talks about Linux (Ubuntu especially) and music (rock n roll especially). So forward on in this blog, if you're expecting anything funny or interesting, then you'll probably be disappointed. However, I will be talking about Ubuntu and Linux in general and Rock music.
My Life w/ the Band
Posted April 29th, 2008 by andy.welterNo, you didn't read Mueller's post incorrectly. I was in fact in a band once. Though I dunno where he got "Spinach Flavored Condoms" from. As he should know, I played lead guitar for a band called "Tiger Uppercut".
Don't believe me? Here's a picture of us on stage during our first gig at the House of Blues in San Francisco.

(I'm the one playing guitar)
Awkenbach Welcomes Two New Writers To The Site!
Posted April 28th, 2008 by andrew.muellerSubin Shrestha and Andy Welter will be contributing to the site in there spare time. Subin and Andy both work at Thomson Reuters as software engineers.
Subin enjoys practicing the art of Ebonics and is famous for his wedding bombings, Congratulations Infidels!
Andy is the lead Singer of the band "Spinach Flavored Condoms" as well as the drummer and the guitarist, many of his good friends call him Casanova most likely a result of his "game" with the ladies.
Apparently Money Makes You Happy?!
Posted April 22nd, 2008 by andrew.muellerThis map shows that generally people living in developed nations tend to be more happy then those living in developing nations. There are a lot of other factors that probably come into play but one thing for sure is that having more money will not make you less happy :)

This is a story about morals…
Posted April 18th, 2008 by andrew.muellerMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate… She never did it when she was near anyone else.
Why our generation will be paying for the generation that came before us
Posted March 28th, 2008 by andrew.muellerI have read this article several times since its original post and finally decided to share it.
Warren Buffet is the author and he is pretty much the most knowledgeable / experienced person when it comes to economics.
Life in the "Real World"
Posted March 25th, 2008 by andrew.muellerSo as a recent college graduate I am constantly asked "How is life in the real world?", like graduating is a second puberty or something and I am supposed to all of a sudden be some new person. But really my life is pretty much the same as it was before I graduated. I am still poor, I still have no clue what the hell I am doing, and I still enjoy binge drinking on the weekends!
The things that have changed seem to be the little things.